What are you?
antivan-milkshake is a toothbrush that checks your spelling!
“paragadeshep is an mp3 player! it hovers!”
cool.
(Source: causalspoilers)
antivan-milkshake is a toothbrush that checks your spelling!
“paragadeshep is an mp3 player! it hovers!”
cool.
(Source: causalspoilers)
royalfan is a bathtub that kills fleas! It makes reassuring noises. (That actually sounds like a really useful product,...
It’s a robotic dog that floats in water, can be used by several people at once and tastes delicious. The water part...
twice the normal speed. Comment très curieusement appropriée! With 3 planets in Gemini - Sun, Mercury, Mars -
iNinachu is a fax machine that’s ten feet tall! It runs on tapwater and lasts forever.
spaceageunicorn is like a normal gas-mask, but it produces hot tea or coffee.
neongenitalia is a fork that recites haiku and traps mice in a humane fashion. OH MY GOD THIS IS SCARY BECAUSE IT IS...
amcravioto is a digital camera! It detects background radiation! FUCKING YES I AM
planetbuster is a cricket bat - it detects explosives … that’s pretty good - but i think it should be a baseball bat…
Feloniousfellow is a toaster. It is perfectly safe to use!
cr8zylady cr8zylady is a barcode reader! It keeps drinks cold! sure…
bustermylove is a fork that hovers and doubles as a suitcase. Buster would’ve loved that!
thepurpleplague is a samurai sword that makes virtually no noise whatsoever and tells the time. This pleases me.
Plum68 is an ironing board that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It swears and loves children.
potatoluv is a pen that keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours, reflects light and produces 240v of...
PlatinumPixels is a security camera that soothes babies and dispenses tea or coffee. ‘Cuz you know, fuck logic. I love...
emits dangerous radiation.
theunknownwords is like a normal pogo stick, but it produces hot tea or coffee.
ismf is a webcam that’s covered with realistic fur! It is perfectly safe to use.
souryellows is a computer mouse that contains alcohol, comes in seven different colours and dissolves dirt.
trivinia is an armband that removes stubborn stains, has velcro pads on the side and traps small animals.
goldenvegetation is an ironing board that has a retro 70s design! It can be used on the move and loves you as a person.
tahotastic is a jetpack that counts your loose change! It helps the medicine go down and makes clicking noises.
vampirechipmunk is a genetically-modified sheep that keeps your carpets clean! It detects background radiation and...
ObiWansNewApprentice is a trouser press! It induces lucid dreaming! somehow, I find this oddly fitting…
normal blender, but...any murderous rampages yet....blender....
replaceheart is a hat that bounces! It shoots laser beams and shreds documents.
eachainn is a stapler that glows in the dark and can light cigarettes.
is… “pharaoh-x-aibou...trained professional.” Gosh, I sound so special *shiny eyes*
Natoya25 is a pen that glows in the dark and can be controlled remotely. I’m a glow in the dark pen! :D
nightsasunder is a webcam that shreds documents! It extends at the touch of a button. Now that is just EPIC.
my-lipgloss-smile is a chainsaw that comes in seven different colours! …oh.
“yuutousei is a penknife that flashes at intervals and contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica.” I want one…....
allieissuperbene is like a normal umbrella, but it cannot be moved. uhm
life-in-3D is a video recorder that can be taken on holiday! It helps around the home and obeys simple instructions.
Rainbow Pooping Unicorn is like a normal fizzy drink, but it increases your sex appeal. omg yes.
biggestnerd is a television set that has a human brain inside! It has room for a tricycle inside.
Hoeskee is a shoelace! It mimics the movements of a lizard! lol wut
snaildoki is a walking stick! It dissolves in water! what
wellcometothecrazy is a pogo stick that traps small animals! It is laced with vodka and has an alarm setting.
underthesuperwhosea is a letter-opener that detects evil!
emeraldeyesiris is a personal organiser that produces pure oxygen and keeps drinks hot.